Animal Parts

It’s 2:00AM, New Year’s Day in Texas. And as I passed a brood of piglets in a pasture, something in their spirit strummed the ukulele of my soul, and it sang to me this song.

In the style of Rebecca Sugar’s minimalist, folksy, childishness.

I am made of animal parts

In my heart is enumerable hearts

In my mind is an animal’s mind

And the more I think, the more I find

That my mind is an animal’s mind

There are those that claim

That a horse or a cat

Is no more a man

Than a man is a rat

But I know for a fact

That a man like that wouldn’t know

A pig in a wig

From a

Cat in a hat

Why would I listen to a man like that?

Oh I am made of animal parts

With animal ends and animal starts

In my soul is an animal’s soul

When I die I’ll go where animals go

The more I feel the more I know

That I’m gonna go where the animal’s go

There’s a wonderful place,

and don’t ask me how,

It’s just a rumor I heard from a cow,

Years and years, or days from now

We’ll reach the field that knows no plow

With a butter nut sun

And lemon blue skies

We’ll all see through animal’s eyes

And animal’s minds

And animal’s hearts

That we are made of

Ends and starts

Of in’s and outs

All animal parts

Oh I am made of animal parts.

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Still,Waiting

Here’s a song I wrote this morning in a style sort of like Drops of Jupiter. It pretty well captures my current state of mind.

I’m so stuck that I want to give up,
don’t know which way is down
But I’m pretty sure that I can endure
at least til I drown.

And all I know is I’m still here
And it’s no small consolation prize
To know that you’re treading with me, dear
and if we open up our eyes

We’ll realize
As the waters rise
That we can swim
That it tastes like cherry Coke,
and if we go for broke
that we just might win

I know it’s late, but I can’t wait,
so open up your window
as I was tying the rope I scored some hope
you have to let me in though

I’m still here waiting, dear,
Standing on a ringtone,
Please pick up, let me fill your cup
And tell you that your not alone

That now I know
That it’s time to go
And my car’s outside,

I left the heater running
I don’t know where I’m going,
Please tell me that you’re coming

’cause all I know is I’m still here
And it’s no small consolation prize
To know that you’re treading with me, dear
and if we open up our eyes

We’ll realize
As the waters rise
That we can swim
That it tastes like cherry Coke,
and if we go for broke
that we just might win

It’s a long, dark road out there,
There’s more than just dust in the air
I don’t think I can bare it alone
Please pick up the phone

It takes more than the scream and shout
If you really do wanna get out
You have to get in
We have to begin.

IT

Of debtors and their debt
A blistering festered writhing
The luckless bastard wreck
Wreaking sighing seethers
Eyeless earless breathers
Breathless whining screaming dreck
Godless helpless hapless bet

Bring the young here to my mouth
That they will whisper heard
To learn what is unspoken,
impassable the word
That lives between my teeth,
a boast, damnable gloat,
Lean in little child, brief,
And listen in my throat

Do I not smile prettily?
Do I not wink and sigh
as I call down the alley ways
As you do saunter by?

Come know sweet secret acres of sliding sinking joy
Such happy fun to have down here for every girl and boy.

For every girl and boy.

Belle Gunness

Tooth and nail, claw and maw, these things awaken a primal fear, the practical repellence between predator and prey. So much greater and complex is the cosmic fear one feels upon gazing into the eye of a monster with its teeth on the inside, the serial killer.

No matter the revulsion I feel at the atrocities that these creatures have committed, I, never the less, remain transfixed by, not only their reasoning, but by their varied personalities.

Thus an idea began to spawn in my mind. A musical comedy staring a rogue’s gallery of female murderers. Once in a thousand years their souls are called to the courts of hell to plea their case for parole and reprieve. They are given a court appointed defense attorney from heaven, and a prosecution attorney from hell. And so begins the insurmountable task of the defense to convince, not the jury, but the convicted themselves of their own wrong doing, thereby allowing them to move on to limbo and begin repentance.

Our first plaintiff is Belle Gunness, noted as the first female serial killer. Her modus operandi was to lure young men of standing to her estate through flowery love letters, where she’d pin herself as a widowed damsel in distress. She’d weep into her parchment of her financial woes and bait the young beau to come meet her at her decrepit estate. When they arrived they’d realize why she was some what shy to include her picture or any self description, the woman was built like a school bus, with a face like Newt Gingrich. Needless to say, they would have it out, but she could usually at least pursued them to stay one night, and get some rest and a meal. She’d get them drunk and when they fell asleep she’d chloroform them, suffocate them, and steal their money before chopping them up and feeding them to the pigs.

After all was said and done she murdered up words of a hundred men this way. When people finally became suspicious of her, she hired a new nanny for her children, murdered her, murdered all of her children, then she decapitated the nanny, put all the bodies in the basement, then burned the house down. What’s worse, she told the farm boy that was in love her to meet in a certain spot so they could run away together, instead the police met him there and he went to prison for her crimes.

She wound up escaping to Florida where she eventually died of old age under an assumed name.

All that being said, I give you the first part of The Belle Gunness Tango. Where Belle Gunness tangos with men, throwing them in piles around the stage, when she’s done with them.

All I wanted was a man.
You tell me, is that a crime?
Men may die, as people can,
Everybody has their time.

Just because I own a watch,
doesn’t mean I make it tick,
and their time passed through my fingers,
thank the lord he made it quick

Bachelors are a delicate thing,
when they’re here, it’s so easy to get tangled
I could be as gentle as an angel,
Still when we embraced he could get strangled, Oh-oo, Oh-oo!

To have a child is a gift,
and I was blessed with two or three
But if that gift our lord should lift
How on earth could you blame me?

Beholder

Long awaited hello to you all! I have been giving all of my creative juices to my novel, Halfbake: A Christmas Odyssey, for the better part of a year. I have many other small projects that I have yet to post. They are coming soon. The good news is that part one of HBCO is packaged and ready to be sent off to it’s first agent. I have already chosen whom I will be trying first, I am almost finished with the cover letter, then it will be off! We shall see, dear readers, we shall certainly see.

In the mean time, I have written another song, the muse of music has had my ear this year and she cannot seem to leave me be. I hope to one day record these songs for you all to hear, but for now, in a somber baroque style, I give you “Beholder”.

When the moon rises high
and the stars blink out from the sky
I’ll be there waiting by the well
I am waiting, waiting by the well

When your neck is bending low
When you’re lost with no where to go
I’ll be there, waiting out of sight
I”ll be waiting, waiting out of sight

Always there
Always there
I am there
Always there

Just behind, Just beyond
Just around the bend,
Beside you, here and yon

I’ll be there by your side
I’ll be there no matter where you hide

When the moon rises high
and the stars blink out from the sky
I’ll be there waiting by the well…

Calling your name
Dreaming your face
Watching
Wishing
Wanting
Waiting by the well